I WAS ARRESTED ON THE F-TRAIN

So, yes - if you read ahead - you will find the story of my arrest by the NYC Transit Police, as written by my client. I am now going to write about it in my own words.

Basically, I was riding home after hosting The Erzsi and Jonny Show late at night. A cop got on, and and asked me to get off the subway and then put me in handcuffs. We drove in a van, with the cuffs on, to Union Square. We went underground and I was put in a jail cell. I was chained in the cuffs to a gate overnight. I was released at 9:30 (roughly) the next morning.

Those are some plot points. More to follow!